"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
- Aziz Ansari   (via mrgolightly)

i love the cast of parks and rec so much

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

meteor-falls:

Southern Islands (a region exclusive to the TCG)
Cards 1-6 out of 18

elegiac-circus:

wut berlin ss14 - ‘jungle city’

elegiac-circus:

wut berlin ss14 - ‘jungle city’

zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

zedrin-maybe:

This comment wins

Yeah sorry about my theme flipping the fuck out. I tried to change it and now my whole blog and theme editor seem to be broken. Idk man I can’t fix it right now.

i got my boyfriend’s name tattooed on my arm <3 chinese is so beautiful my friend did it <333

i got my boyfriend’s name tattooed on my arm <3 chinese is so beautiful my friend did it <333

stupid white girls with inaccurate chinese tattoos are my life

minun:

tattoopoo:

taiwanesefortunecookie:

today I got my first tattoo: my best friend’s name in mandarin (his native language) and I am so thrilled because I am so so in love with him.

this sounds kinda creepy

first of all, this is creepy, second of all, it looks like it was scratched into your skin with a sewing needle. third, you can’t read it. fourth, who the hell has 三 as part of their name? it means 3. like???? 

jk i figured it out. 布三登 phonetically &#8220;bu san deng&#8221;, which doesn&#8217;t sound like a name at all. i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ve heard of bu being a surname, while san certainly is. &#8220;sandeng&#8221; isn&#8217;t really a name, as i&#8217;ve said 三 means 3 and 登 means to scale/mount/etc. overall this seems stupid and inaccurate and i can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;d allow something this horrific in quality to be permanently branded on your body.

minun:

tattoopoo:

taiwanesefortunecookie:

today I got my first tattoo: my best friend’s name in mandarin (his native language) and I am so thrilled because I am so so in love with him.

this sounds kinda creepy

first of all, this is creepy, second of all, it looks like it was scratched into your skin with a sewing needle. third, you can’t read it. fourth, who the hell has 三 as part of their name? it means 3. like???? 

jk i figured it out. 布三登 phonetically “bu san deng”, which doesn’t sound like a name at all. i don’t think i’ve heard of bu being a surname, while san certainly is. “sandeng” isn’t really a name, as i’ve said 三 means 3 and 登 means to scale/mount/etc. overall this seems stupid and inaccurate and i can’t believe you’d allow something this horrific in quality to be permanently branded on your body.

tattoopoo:

taiwanesefortunecookie:

today I got my first tattoo: my best friend’s name in mandarin (his native language) and I am so thrilled because I am so so in love with him.

this sounds kinda creepy

first of all, this is creepy, second of all, it looks like it was scratched into your skin with a sewing needle. third, you can&#8217;t read it. fourth, who the hell has 三 as part of their name? it means 3. like???? 

tattoopoo:

taiwanesefortunecookie:

today I got my first tattoo: my best friend’s name in mandarin (his native language) and I am so thrilled because I am so so in love with him.

this sounds kinda creepy

first of all, this is creepy, second of all, it looks like it was scratched into your skin with a sewing needle. third, you can’t read it. fourth, who the hell has 三 as part of their name? it means 3. like???? 

ᴄʟ fᴏʀ ᴇʟʟᴇ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀ.